Blood Cult of the Booby Farmers by Peter N. Dudar

 

Under the burning sun of Cold Currant, Mississippi, right on the banks of the Mississippi River, sits an old antebellum farmhouse that has been passed down over the generations. The farm's current occupants, the Tucker clan, are on the brink of losing their family's legacy. Only, the Tuckers have been hiding a depraved, murderous secret under the very soil of the farmland they continue to work. When the vice-president of Cold Currant Savings and Loan shows up one sweltering summer afternoon to transfer their foreclosure papers, all hell breaks loose.

In the race to save their farm, Lee Tucker and his two inbred sons, Tobias and Mathias are going to have to make some terrible decisions and spill a lot of blood. Only, things aren't exactly as they seem once the sun sets and the moon rises above the crops. And as their latest victim lies naked and screaming in the barn, a nightmarish chain of events begins to unfold. Will it be the end of the Tucker Blood Cult, or will their redneck living be enough to save the family farm? Find out in BLOOD CULT OF THE BOOBY FARMERS!

Well... if Peter Dudar can admit to having written this I suppose I can admit to having read it, even though I was warned that it's kind of "out there." Before we go any further I think it's only fair to give you the same warning. It's incredibly raunchy and kind of crazy. It straddles the line between extreme horror and bizarro fiction. It is gory and grotesque, vulgar and offensive, and yet weirdly hard to stop reading once you start.

The Tucker clan are an inbred family of farmers who enjoy cannibalizing certain parts of women's anatomy that I'm sure you can ascertain from the title. This has been their way of life for quite some time, but now that their farm is about to be foreclosed on they are in danger of being found out. Murder and mayhem ensue as they try to hold on to their farm and keep the law from discovering that there's more than veggies being planted.

They have an unusual crop this year due to chemical pollutants. Their produce is still the best around, but nobody has ever seen this kind of harvest before.

If you enjoy weird and gross fiction this may be for you. It's not as nasty as some of the Edward Lee I've read if that puts it into perspective for you, but it is definitely not for the faint of heart.

4 out of 5 stars

My thanks to Grinning Skull Press for the complimentary copy

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Savages by Greg F. Gifune

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It began as a vacation to the Cook Islands. But when seven friends are lost in the South Pacific after their boat goes down in a storm, they must survive at sea for several days in a small raft. Blown miles off course from their original position, and deep into open waters, they eventually encounter a small uncharted island. Grateful to be alive, they begin their quest for survival, hopeful they’ll be rescued sooner than later.

But the island is not the paradise it appears to be. Instead, it is a place of horror, death, torture and evil, of terrible secrets thought long buried and forgotten. And they are not alone. Something guards those horrible secrets, something evil and relentlessly violent, an ancient horror born of rage and vengeance, a blood-crazed predator that lives to kill and will stop at nothing to protect the island from those intruding upon its dark legacy. The savage is loose, and there is no escape.

 

Seven friends who are supposed to be enjoying a glorious vacation are plunged into hell when they are hit by a ferocious storm at sea. With nothing but a raft too small to safely hold them, injured and lost, they wash ashore on a deserted jungle island with only the clothes on their backs and a will to survive. What could be worse than being stranded with no way to call for help? Finding out you aren't alone, and something on the island wants you dead! 

Nerves fray and tempers flare when there is no food, shelter, or rescue in sight.

Savages is a monster/slasher, a survival horror, and a history lesson all in one. I found myself researching after reading this book to learn more about something ghastly that was mentioned, which turned out to be true. Apparently, my public education history class was lacking because this horrific happening was news to me. 

Who will survive their time on this island? you'll have to read to find out.

4 out of 5 stars

*content warning-rape and gore*

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Godland by Stuart R. West

 

An embittered farmer. A New York corporate raider. Two teenage high school girls. A failed small business owner. Past and present collide, secrets are revealed. These disparate people gather at a desolate Kansas farm for a hellish night not everyone will survive.

Godland is a dark psychological suspense horror thriller. 

A Midwestern nightmare. Farm noir.

Is it nature or nurture that creates a psychotic personality? Not that anyone was nurtured in Edwin's family. Edwin is a farmer who lives by his own twisted interpretation of the bible. To him, this means he is free to hand out frequent beatings and other physical and mental abuse to his wife and children. And don't get me started on what he considers to be a woman's job.

How did these children turn out you ask?

Well, that is something you will find out as you meet their adult selves and discover what brings Peter and Matt back to the farm for a most horrifying family reunion. 

This is a dark and disturbing read told from multiple points of view as we get into the heads of Edwin's grown sons. Inside of Peter's mind is an especially uncomfortable place to be. With a quick pace and loads of suspense, Godland kept me turning pages late into the night.

4 out of 5 stars

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Classic Monsters Unleashed edited by James Aquilone

 

Stories of famous monsters in a new horror anthology edited by James Aquilone and featuring Joe R. Lansdale, F. Paul Wilson, Jonathan Maberry, Ramsey Campbell, and many others.

Dracula, Frankenstein’s Monster, the Bride of Frankenstein, Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde, Dr. Moreau, the Headless Horseman, the Invisible Man, the Phantom of the Opera, the Wicked Witch of the West—they're all here, in this collection of horror short stories that reimagine, subvert, and pay homage to our favorite monsters and creatures.

Written by the biggest names in the genre—including Joe R. Lansdale, F. Paul Wilson, Jonathan Maberry, Ramsey Campbell, Lisa Morton, Owl Goingback, Richard Christian Matheson, Seanan McGuire, Maurice Broaddus, Dacre Stoker, Linda D. Addison, Alessandro Manzetti, Tim Waggoner, John Palisano, Mercedes M. Yardley, Lucy A. Snyder, Gary A. Braunbeck, Rena Mason, and Monique Snyman.

The most famous monsters of yesterday are given new life today by multiple award winning authors in this entertaining new anthology.

There were not a lot of scares, but there was a lot of fun, some social commentary and even the Invisible Man was an allegory of today's social climate.

Several stories pay homage to Mary Shelley with reimaginings of Frankenstein and his monster.

We learn how The Wicked Witch of the West made flying monkeys, dabble in the dangers of artificial intelligence with a headless horseman, and more in this huge volume of stories and illustrations.

Not every story was a huge hit with me but that is not unusual with such a massive selection. Much like a box of assorted chocolates you can take what you like and leave the rest.

A few of my favorites were They Call Me Mother by Geneve Flynn but I am not going to tell you the classic monster it was derived from because I didn't know myself until nearly halfway through so I'm not going to spoil it for you.

She Creature from the Golden Cove by John Palisano in which a boat trip turns dangerous when a family stops to help what they think is a woman in trouble.

Dreams by F. Paul Wilson is about a woman who dreams she is a monster

Beautiful Monster by JG Faherty - is another Frankenstein's monster story with a sad twist and a female lead.

Give Me Your Hand by David Surface is a different sort of werewolf tale.

A Tale of Wickedness by Kelsea Yu in which a very captive audience hears and experiences a witchy story.

Moonlight Serenade by Gaby Triana was another very original werewolf tale.

These for me were the 5 star stories, your favorites may differ from mine.

I received an advance copy under no obligation to write a review.

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