Movie review- The Coffee Table

 

THE COFFEE TABLE follows Jesus and Maria, a couple going through a difficult time in their relationship. Nevertheless, they have just become parents. To shape their new life, they decide to buy a new coffee table. A decision that will change their existence.

 

The film held a robust festival life, including a World Premiere at Tallinn Black Nights Film Festival where it won Best Film in the 'Rebels with a Cause' section, a North American premiere at Fantastic Fest, and additional screenings at Fantaspoa - International Fantastic Film Festival, Macabro - Festival Internacional de Cine de la Ciudad de México, and Brussels International Fantastic Film Festival, where it received the White Raven award.

 

THE COFFEE TABLE will begin a limited theatrical run beginning in Los Angeles at Laemmle Glendale on April 19, with additional markets to follow including New York, Austin, and Chicago. The film will arrive on DVD and VOD on May 14. 

A married couple are in the process of settling into their new home. A smarmy salesman is pushing hard to unload an ugly glass-top coffee table which he swears is unbreakable, and will bring them much happiness if they treat it well. The husband is so intent on buying it that it becomes apparent that this is about more than furniture. After all how much do most men care about the color or style of furniture their wife chooses so long as it is functional and comfortable? This is less about his taste in ugly furniture and more about the fact that his wife has chosen everything on her own right down to their new baby's name. She has promised that he could choose the coffee table, but does not want this ugly thing in their home. It is a choice they will both regret.

Except for the swearing, I could picture these two as a couple from any classic sit-com. The chemistry between  David Pareja and Estefanía de los Santos as new parents was perfect. Their sarcastic bickering is laced with humor that made me giggle more than once. So when the horror happens it is all the more shocking and impactful for its sudden and unexpected intrusion. Gala Flores adds to the tension with a top-notch performance as the 13-year-old neighbor with dangerous fantasies.

If you enjoy psychological horror and suspense and you are prepared to be traumatized, this movie is for you.

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Directed by Caye Casas

Written by: Cristina Borobia, Caye Casas

Starring: David Pareja, Estefanía de los Santos, Josep Riera, Claudia Riera, Eduardo Antuña

Produced by: Norbert Llaràs

Production Company: Alhena Production

Co-Production Company: Apocalipsis Producciones, La Charito Films

Cinematography by: Alberto Morago

Edited by: Caye Casas

Music by: Bambikina

Spain I 2022 I Horror, Comedy I 90 minutes

To Hell and Back - A Hellbound Books anthology Edited by Joe Mynhardt

 Step into the abyss of horror and dark fiction with To Hell and Back…where each story is a gateway to the unimaginable. To Hell and Back serves as a mosaic of contemporary fears and timeless terrors, curated and edited by the Bram Stoker Award-winning Joe Mynhardt. This collection of horror stories brings together a diverse array of tales from both beloved and emerging voices in the horror genre, each story a unique exploration of the dark corners of the human psyche. With an introduction by Lee Murray, this horror anthology includes disturbing tales by Jeff Strand, Gage Greenwood, Gregg Stewart, Jasper Bark, Kenneth W. Cain, James Aquilone, Taylor Grant, Colin J. Northwood, Chad Lutzke, Felix Blackwell, J.P. Behrens, Bridget Nelson, Jay Bechtol, Nick Roberts, Kyle Toucher, Diana Olney, Devin Cabrera, Naching T. Kassa, John Durgin, Francesca Maria, James H. Longmore, and Rowan Hill.To Hell and Back invites readers on a journey through cityscapes and small towns, into office blocks and family homes, along lonely roads, and wooded trails. It confronts external threats like predators and cults as well as internal battles with ambition, mental illness, and moral weakness. Themes of road rage, childhood trauma, the horrors of war, and the supernatural intertwine, offering a chilling snapshot of contemporary societal fears. With stories that range from political and cultural tensions to tales of creeping unease, this anthology not only aims to terrify but also to offer a means of confronting and reflecting on our fears from a safe distance. Uncover the shadows lurking within and beyond with To Hell and Back—dare to turn the page and confront your darkest fears.

I love short horror stories and was thrilled to be invited to read this latest anthology from Hellbound Books.

There are 22 eclectic tales. Some are supernatural, in others, the evils are merely mortal. A couple were too gross even for me so consider yourself warned. I won't go into that though and will just mention a few of my favorites.

Jeff Strand kicks things off with Fix Her- about an entitled frat boy who has his daddy send a "fixer" after he gets into serious trouble when he parties a little too hard. As always you can count on Strand for some dark humor along with the death and mayhem.

 The Air We Breathe by Gage Greenwood takes a more melancholy mood when a man comes home to find his whole family dead and nobody is talking except his daughter's doll. 

Bunny by Gregg Stewart is about a 15-year-old babysitter enjoying movies while she watches a little 6-year-old girl in the home of a very wealthy couple. What could go wrong? Wait, who is that outside the window? 

Steel Horses by Kenneth W. Cain is a road rage story with a twist. This one was super creepy and unexpected.

Get John Flagg by James Aquilone -It began when John Flagg got fired but damned if that wasn't the high point of his day. Things went dangerously downhill fast after that.

Enough and Then Some by Chad Lutzke is a beautiful love story... until it isn't. Elizabeth begins to worry that she might outlive her husband. Her worry turns to obsession, terrified of the thought of ever having to live without him. So what's a husband to do?

The Man From The Woods by Devin Cabrera - Poor Katie is having car trouble but luckily a good Samaritan just happens to be passing by... on foot... in the woods. I'm sure everything will work out.

 A woman finally meets her biological mother in Promise For Rosa Lee by Naching T. Kassa. She brings with her something special that her adopted mother has made her promise to give her, should she decide to contact her.

Mount Chocura by John Durgin finds a heartbroken man camping out in a forbidden area in memory of his deceased son who always wanted to see the sunrise there. 

There were lots of great stories but these were my favorites. 

4 out of 5 stars

My thanks to Hellbound Books

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Velma - a short horror film by Scarlet Moreno

 

Poor lonely Velma is looking for that special someone. She has no problem meeting handsome charming men, but although they all seem to be smitten with her, for some reason, they never stick around past the first date.

Is Velma just too picky or does she get rejected every time? Is there some dark secret going on when she closes that bedroom door? Is she destined to live her life in loneliness? 

These are the questions that ran through my head as I settled in to watch this film.

Tonight could be the night she has longed for and I found myself rooting for her right up to the very end.

This tongue-in-cheek short horror film was a surprising delight. If you have a dark sense of humor pay Velma a visit. 

Arriving on VOD on March 26

 

Sawney Bone by Leo Darke

 From the 17th century and Scottish cannibal Sawney Bean's reign of terror to the 20th century and a runaway child hiding in an ominous cave, two destinies become entwined and an evil course is set.

Mild-mannered Jack Breen works in a video shop in Bristol, living out a dull, uncomplicated existence. But Jack has no clue as to how complicated his life is about to become when a menacing figure walks in asking for "the sickest film you've got."

Bane, proprietor of the horror-themed pub The Slaughter Inn, has an obsession with darkness, death—and Jack himself. As their lives become intertwined, Bane's tormenting of Jack becomes increasingly dangerous. When the evil reaches out to touch his friends with horrific results, he's determined to put a stop to it, no matter the cost. Jack’s final conflict with Bane results in a disturbing journey deeper into the darkness within himself as he takes a bus ride down the Sawney Bean trail right into hell. You've got your ticket, now take your seat, the Maniacal Mystery Tour’s about to begin.

A 101 Ways to Hell novel set in the 1990s, Sawney Bone is by Leo Darke, the infamous author of Lucifer Sam and Pandemonium.

Jack works in a video store, lives with a roommate named Dennis, loves horror movies, and has some serious repressed memories that are about to rip his life apart. When a stranger approaches Jack in the store one day in search of the "sickest" film he's got, Jack thinks it must be some sort of prank at first. Relieved when the man finally leaves, he still finds himself compelled to check out a pub the stranger has mentioned. Enlisting his friends to go with him they find this weird club to be complete with horror décor, a horrific sounding band, and genuine convicted murderers. This visit sets off a chain of events that will drag Jack and his friends into some dark and deadly consequences.

There are a lot of characters in this book, some that amused me, some that disgusted me, a few that I hoped would survive, and a couple whose deaths would have filled me with glee. This is a dark and disturbing read in all the right ways. The ever-increasing danger and gradual reveal of secrets kept me glued to the pages.

My thanks to Grinning Skull Press

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